Tuesday, February 13, 2007

What the Heck is McChurch?

by Stan Moody

The short answer to that question is that McChurch is the drive-through, fast-food temple of the Christian Right. Grace is cheap at McChurch, and the walls are bulging with seekers of a user-friendly Jesus who can wash your sins away one moment and enroll you in the Republican Party the next.

It is estimated that there may be as many as thirty-million members of McChurch – ten percent of the American public. Out of an estimated ninety-million Evangelicals, that leaves sixty-million, more or less, who are standing on the sidelines in shock.

Take heart if you have been “McChurched,” or eased out of this great model of the dumbing down of God into Caesar. My book, McChurched: 300 Million Served and Still Hungry, is targeted toward your new ecclesiastical hope – the Church in Exile. Not an official church, the Church in Exile is where all of us end up who know there is something wrong with this AMWAY faith but don't know quite what it is.

“It's the doctrine, stupid!” Or rather, it's the lack thereof in the worship of the American Dream.

I must confess that I did not originate the word, McChurch. If you do a keyword search in Google, you will find to your astonishment that there are 31,000 pages directed to McChurch. If you check with http://www.answers.com/, you will find the following definition:

McChurch is a McWord and a derogatory term used for a megachurch based on the perception that such churches are more concerned with entertainment than religion (although some people, criticizing religion in general, use it in a much wider context).

By way of explanation, the Answers.com site implies that these churches cater primarily to white, upper-middle-class suburbanites at the expense of poorer citizens and require the use of an automobile to get there. Such pesky Christian doctrines as original sin, the sovereignty of God and the presence of the Kingdom of God often are in short supply.

And, by the way, the Sermon on the Mount is for a later time when Jesus comes back to establish His kingdom in Jerusalem. Very convenient, of course.

Because the Kingdom of God is perceived as being away, its descent to earth is often the focus of political policy in the Mid-East. If the United States, God's instrument of judgment against evil in the oil-rich world, can trigger the Battle of Armageddon, Jesus will have to return to clean up the mess.

The critical feature of McChurch, however, is that it be in growth mode, be primarily Republican and adhere to a 5th grade theology, which is, of course, fine so long as you are in the 5th grade. But don't take my word for it.

One of the McChurch pages is an article by Chuck Colson, famous Watergate figure and evangelist: www.rebuildjournal,org/articles/McChurch.html. The title to the article is, Welcome to McChurch: Millions are Served, but Are They Fed? Upon picking up a brochure from one megachurch, Colson exploded to his wife, “Look at this nonsense! They're saying that you can do whatever you want so long as it makes you happy! And they call this church?”

Theologically, McChurch tends toward wedge issues of sins not especially prevalent in the congregation, like abortion and homosexuality. While the American disease may very well be sin, the strategy for holy living is to legislate the symptoms into the closet so that the nation will at least take on the appearance of holiness. The outside of the cup will, at least, be clean.

McChurch is a fun target. There is, however, a very serious side to this apostasy. The best way for me to convey that serious side is through some thoughts from the forward to my book:

Over a stretch of nearly seven decades, I have been a member of the Christian Right, a Republican, a Democrat, a Baptist minister, a theologian and recently a Maine State Representative.

Care has been taken to remove the personal anguish that would threaten to distract you, the reader. But it is important to me that you hear the great wail that emits from my spirit. In the words of Mary Magdalene on the first Easter morning, “They have taken my Lord away, and I don’t know where they have put Him” (Jn 20:13).

They have, indeed, taken our Lord away and replaced Him with the American Dream of prosperity and success. And they have moved on to the polling places to shake hands and court votes.

It has been a long time coming, but it is here at last. Core doctrines of the church have been subsumed by whatever works best. The fruits of the Spirit have been made obsolete by the gifts of the Spirit. Worship experience has trumped relationship. And those who hunger and thirst after righteousness are hard pressed to find it in the House of God.

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